Thursday, February 26, 2026

2026 Winter Olympics Thoughts

Every four years, the Winter Olympics causes millions of people to spend a couple of weeks paying attention to speed skating, luge, ski jumping, the giant slalom, and other sports they normally wouldn't care about. The 2026 Winter Games, held in various venues across northern Italy, has come and gone, and I have some thoughts:

All Hail Norway: More people live in the Houston metropolitan region than live in the entire nation of Norway, but that didn't stop the Folks from the Fjords from dominating these Olympics. They won the most golds (18) and the most medals overall (41) in the Milano Cortina Games. This is the third Winter Olympics in a row where Norway has ended up at the top of the medal chart. 

Norway's medal haul also makes them the most efficient country in terms of medals per capita, with the Norwegians winning a medal for every 140,000 people. (The United States, by comparison, won one medal per every 10 million people.)

How good is Norway? The IOC is thinking about eliminating some events because Norwegian domination of them has rendered them uncompetitive.

The United States Did Alright: Team USA came in second to Norway, both in gold medals (12) and number of medals overall (33). The 12 gold medals surpassed the United States' previous record of 10 set at the 2002 Winter Olympics held in Salt Lake City, and the 33 overall medals they snagged was the most since their 37-medal haul in Vancouver in 2010. 

Highlights include team USA's Mens Hockey team, which snagged its first gold since the 1980 Miracle on Ice. The Womens Hockey team won gold as well. Alisa Liu brought home the first gold in womens figure skating since Sarah Hughes did it back in Salt Lake City in 2002. American speedskater Jordan Stolz set two Olympic records and claimed two gold medals in his performance at these games. I could go on, but suffice to say the United States represented well.

Host nation Italy, Germany and Japan round out the top five overall medal winners. For those who might be interested, Germany had the most "Aluminum Medals," i.e. fourth-place finishes. Norway was second in this category, suggesting that they were very close to dominating even more than they actually did.

Quad God Chokejob: One American athlete who did not do well was figure skater Ilia Malinin. I am a Houston sports fan, so I know what a good chokejob looks like. And I gotta say, because I watched it live: the "Quad God's" epic meltdown was indeed spectacular.

Much has since been written about the psychological aspects of Malinin's choke. And yes, the pressure got to him. But here's the thing: Malinin embraced the "Quad God" nickname (referring to his ability to perform quadruple-turn jumps on the ice). He even has an apparel line with that nickname. 

If you're going to talk the talk, you need to walk the walk (or, in this case, skate the skate). Especially on the world's biggest stage. Malinin couldn't do it when it counted the most.

I hope the "Quad God" returns in 2030, because he truly is an amazing talent on the ice. But I also hope he brings a dose of humility with him next time.

South America's First: Before these Games, no South American nation had ever won a medal in the Winter Olympics. I've always found that fact curious, because countries like Argentina and Chile experience real winters and have legitimate winter sports facilities where those country's athletes can train. 

South America's Winter Olympic drought was finally broken in these games, not by anybody from Chile or Argentina but by Lucas Pinheiro Braathen of Brazil, who took gold in the giant slalom. 

As his last name might suggest, his father is Norwegian. Which likely explains his win.

In addition to Brazil, Georgia (the nation, not the state) also won their first-ever Winter Olympic medal.

NBC Olympic Coverage Update. Anybody who's read this blog for awhile (or who even read my Daily Cougar article from three decades ago) knows how I like to complain about NBC's Olympics coverage. In that regard, I really have nothing new to say. The live daytime programming was actually okay, if you were able to watch it. The prime-time coverage was its usual dreck, with heavy editing (they didn't even show the first performance of eventual mens figure skating gold medalist Mikhail Shaidorov of Kazakhstan) and the goofy human-interest stories (they seriously focus-grouped these things and got good feedback?) that interrupted the events they were trying to show. The attention the broadcast paid to Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart was just... weird.

All that said, I think we've reached a point of equilibrium when it comes to NBC's Olympics coverage: as long has you keep your expectations low and know how to navigate their offerings (via NBC, broadcast partners like USA Network, or streaming platforms like Peacock), you can probably make the overall coverage work for you. They'll still show their heavily-edited slop during prime time because old habits die hard, but the audience for that particular product continues to shrink and in the era of social media they know they can no longer present it as "live." 

And I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again: replacing Bob fucking Costas with Mike Tirico was the best thing NBC ever did in regards to their Olympics coverage.

Monday, February 09, 2026

I wonder what it feels like

Last night, as I watched the Seattle Seahawks win their second NFL championship, I wondered what it must feel like to watch your football team win the Super Bowl and lift up the Lombardy Trophy. 

Unfortunately, I will never know, because my football team is the Houston Texans.


Monday, January 26, 2026

Artemis "Little Girl" Gray 2007-2026


















Eighteen years is a pretty good lifespan for a housecat, and Little Girl was very healthy for most of it. She had been aging gracefully up until around Christmastime, when she began to go into steep decline; she had lost her appetite and was becoming increasingly frail. Two weeks ago, and with the concurrence of her veterinarian, Corinne and I made the difficult but necessary decision to euthanize her.
















Lori and I got her along with her brother, Orion "Black Cat," in the fall of 2007. Although her real name was Artemis, Lori nicknamed her "Little Girl" as a kitten and that's the name that stuck, partly because it was easier for Kirby to say. I kept both cats after the divorce and they remained my faithful, if not demanding, companions over the subsequent years and through subsequent relationships. They even tolerated Michelle's and Corinne's dogs.
















Little Girl was the quintessential lap cat: if you sat down on the couch, she would immediately come and sit on your lap. It didn't matter who you were because she never met a human she didn't like (although Corinne would eventually become her favorite human). She was always looking for affection, too; if your hand got anywhere near her, she would nudge it with her head it as a clear demand to be pet.





























She had a beautiful coat of long hair, but she may end up being the last long-haired cat I get because they require a lot of maintenance. Little Girl needed to be constantly brushed; if not her fur would get matted and she'd leave clumps of hair all over the house. 
















Now with all of the "Begging Bunch" - Piper, Black Cat and Little Girl - gone, Corinne and I are probably going to be pet-free for a little while. There will come a time when we adopt "Nextpuppy" and "Nextkitten" (preferably simultaneously), but we can use a short break from the responsibilities of pet ownership.

Thank you, Little Girl, for being such a sweet and loyal furry friend. You will be missed. 

Saturday, January 24, 2026

UH Cougar Football: 2025 attendance and 2026 schedule

The Houston Cougars end the 2025 season with a 10-3 record, a #22 ranking in the final AP poll (they're #19 in the final Coaches poll), and a bowl win over an SEC blue blood. Pretty good for a season for which I struggled to predict six wins last August, and good enough to earn an end-of-season "A" grade from Dave Campbell's Texas Football. Incidentally, this is only the fourth time since 1990 (!) that the Cougars have ended the season with an AP top 25 ranking.

Another positive from last season was attendance: the Cougars averaged 32,215 fans per game over the 2025 season, an increase of 4,793 fans per game from 2024.










That being said, this was still the worst average attendance of the 16 schools in the Big 12. And these numbers got a boost by the large contingent of Texas Tech fans that helped sell out that game. Hopefully this year's on-field success will translate into more ticket sales in 2026. I also hope that the athletics department takes a hard look at the gameday experience at TDECU Stadium, which hasn't been great. Fewer 11 AM kickoffs would help, too, but that's not something UH can control. 

Speaking of 2026, the schedule was released earlier this week:

    Sat Sep 05      Oregon State
    Sat Sep 12      Southern
    Sat Sep 19      at Texas Tech
    Sat Sep 26      at Georgia Southern
    Sat Oct 03      Central Florida
    Sat Oct 10      at Kansas State
    Sat Oct 17      Oklahoma State
    Sat Oct 24      at Utah
    Sat Oct 31      (off)
    Sat Nov 07     Cincinnati
    Sat Nov 14     at Colorado
    Sat Nov 21     at West Virginia
    Sat Nov 28     Baylor

As of right now, these are all Saturday games. However, I wouldn't be surprised to see the networks flex at least a couple of these games to Friday. 

This schedule starts off great, with back-to-back home games against Oregon State and Southern. But it gets rough from there, with two sets of back-to-back road games, lots of long-distance travel (e.g. Salt Lake City, Utah; Morgantown, West Virginia), and only one bye week two-thirds of the way through the season. Those last three road trips may be played in winter conditions, as well. The home slate is manageable (although Oklahoma State will likely be improved), but Ryan calls the road schedule "daunting."

As for the on-field product, it's hard not to be optimistic about 2026; Willie Fritz and his staff clearly have momentum on their side, and have diligently worked the transfer portal to bring fresh talent into the program. How well this team does is likely going to come down to how it performs on the road.

The Cougars appear on "way-too-early" top 25 rankings from USA Today, CBS Sports, Yahoo, Athlon and Sporting News.